Our Menu
Items subject to change without notice. Probably not but occasionally.
Starters
Chips & Salsa
$5.00
Add Queso +$3.00
Spinach & Artichoke Dip
$9.00
Fresh spinach, artichoke hearts, sautéed onion, garlic, cream cheese, jack cheese, romano, asiago, and parmesan cheese. Served with house tortilla chips.
Crispy Chicken Flautas
$9.00
Crispy flour tortillas filled with shredded Verde chicken topped with pico and pickled onions and served with queso and salsa Verde.
Pretzel
$8.00
Our famous baked pretzel, served hot with beer cheese and spicy brown mustard.
Greens
Add Chicken $4.00 | Add Bacon $3.00
The Greek Salad
$12.00
Grilled chicken, chopped romaine, Kalamata olives, pepperoncini, red onion, cherry tomato, feta, and a greek vinaigrette.
Shaved Brussel Salad
$12.00
Grilled chicken, Brussel sprouts, goat cheese, toasted almonds, greens, red onion, and cranberry with rosé vinaigrette.
Tejas Cobb Salad
$12.00
Local greens, tri-colored quinoa, roasted poblano, and red onion, avocado, jack cheese, and crispy tortilla chips tossed with a creamy cilantro vinaigrette. Topped with your choice of grilled chicken, carnitas, carne asada, or crispy cauliflower.
Tacos
Mix and match. Topped with queso fresco, pickled shallots, and cilantro.
Carnitas
$9.00/3
$12.00/5
Carne Asada
$9.50/3
$12.50/5
Turkey Picadillo
$9.00/3
$12.00/5
Crispy Cauliflower
$9.00/3
$12.00/5
Chicken Tinga
$9.00/3
$12.00/5
Sandwiches
Lazy Burger
$11.00
Two 3 Oz. flat top patties, double American cheese, house pickles, onions, and lazy sauce on a potato roll.
Classic Burger
$12.00
Single 6 Oz. beef patty topped with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and house-made pickles with mustard and mayo.
Banh Mi Turkey Burger
$11.00
Ground turkey patty infused with ginger, lemongrass, and garlic. topped with mixed pickled daikon, carrots, cucumbers, sliced jalapeños, and cilantro with citrusy sriracha aioli.
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
$11.00
House pickles & lazy sauce on a potato roll.
Fried Chicken Sandwich
$11.00
House pickles, lazy sauce, and crystal’s on a potato roll.
Fried Onion Burger
$11.00
Two 3 oz smash patties, beef fat caramelized onions, house pickles, and dijonaise on a potato roll.
Southern Charm Burger
$12.00
6 oz grilled patty, pimento cheese, pickled greens, crispy onions, and pepper jelly aoli on a potato roll.
Wings
Chargrilled then fried or boneless fried.
Buffalo
$10.00/6
$16.00/12
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, or Lazy Sauce
Espresso BBQ
$10.00/6
$16.00/12
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, or Lazy Sauce
Thai Curry
$10.00/6
$16.00/12
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, or Lazy Sauce
Chili Lime
$10.00/6
$16.00/12
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, or Lazy Sauce
Seasonal (Ask Your Server)
$10.00/6
$16.00/12
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, or Lazy Sauce
Kids Menu
Ten years and under, please.
Kids Cheeseburger
$6.00
Single 3 Oz. patty topped with American cheese on a potato roll. Served with choice of fries, veggie sticks, or fruit.
Chicken Bites
$6.00
Crispy buttermilk fried chicken pieces, served with honey mustard and choice of fries, veggie sticks, or fruit.
Kids Mac & Cheese
$6.00
Made to order with Velveeta, American, and cheddar cheeses. Served with choice of fries, veggie sticks, or fruit.
Mini Corn Dogs
Cheese Quesadilla
Sides
Fries
$4.00
Crispy fried skin-on french fries.
Funyun Rings
$5.00
Thick-cut Vidalia onions breaded in our panko and Funyun mix, deep-fried, and served with a side of lazy sauce.
Fried Brussel Sprouts
$5.00
Halved brussels sprouts deep-fried and tossed in our rose and herb gastrique, salt, and pepper.
Mac & Cheese
$5.00
Made to order with Velveeta, American, and cheddar cheeses.
Maria's Charro Beans
$4.00
Charro beans topped with house pico and queso fresco.
House Made Chips
$4.00
Black Garlic Truffle Fries
$5.00
Fresh Fruit
$2.00
Rotating seasonal fruit.
Order Deadline November 24th--Pick up November 27th--Call or text (713) 249-1494
Menu
Order Deadline November 24th--Pick up November 27th--Call or text (713) 249-1494
Five Pound House Smoked Turkey Breast w/ Gravy or Ham w/ Brown Sugar Glaze
$50.00
Five pound pre-cooked weight smoked in house.
Green Bean Casserole
$20.00
So cheesy, we make green beans gooood. 32 Ounce, 6-8 Servings
Mac & Cheese
$20.00
Our unbeatable house recipe. 32 Ounce, 6-8 Servings
Cornbread Dressing
$20.00
Grandma's recipe! 8"X8" Pan, 6-8 Servings
Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes w/ Gravy
$20.00
No plate is complete without the mashed potatoes! 32 Ounce, 6-8 Servings
Herb Roasted Root Vegetables
$14.00
Pan roasted sweet potatoes, carrots, parsnips, red onions, and herbs. 32 Ounce, 6-8 Servings
House Made Cranberry Sauce
$12.00
Forget that can! Ours is made from scratch with fresh berries and oranges. 16 Ounce, 4-6 Servings
Fried Brussels Sprouts
$20.00
Our house sprouts fried and tossed in rose gastrique. 32 Ounce, 6-8 Servings
Pumpkin Pie w/ Vanilla Ice Cream
$20.00
The pumpkin spice progenitor. A Thanksgiving requirement.
Scratch Biscuits and Jam
$10.00
Nine scratch made fluffy, flaky, high rising buttermilk biscuits with fruit jam and honey butter.