Our Menu
Items subject to change without notice. Probably not but occasionally. | Join us every Thursday evening starting at 6:00 pm for Steak Night!
Starters
Pretzel
$8.00
Our famous baked pretzel, served hot with beer cheese and spicy brown mustard.

Spinach & Artichoke Dip
$9.00
Fresh spinach, artichoke hearts, sautéed onion, garlic, cream cheese, jack cheese, romano, asiago, and parmesan cheese. Served with house tortilla chips.
Chips & Salsa
$5.00
Add Queso +$3.00

Brisket Bites
$12.00
House-smoked brisket with cream cheese, pickled jalapeño, jalapeño paste, and wrapped in bacon. Served with crack sauce.

Crispy Chicken Flautas
$9.00
Crispy flour tortillas filled with shredded Verde chicken topped with pico and pickled onions and served with queso and salsa Verde.
Wings
Chargrilled then fried or boneless fried.
Buffalo
$9.00/6
$15.00/12
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, or Crack Sauce
Espresso BBQ
$9.00/6
$15.00/12
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, or Crack Sauce
Thai Curry
$9.00/6
$15.00/12
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, or Crack Sauce
Chili Lime
$9.00/6
$15.00/12
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, or Crack Sauce
Seasonal (Ask Your Server)
$9.00/6
$15.00/12
Ranch, Bleu Cheese, or Crack Sauce
Greens
Add Chicken $4.00 | Add Bacon $3.00
Tejas Cobb Salad
$12.00
Local greens, tri-colored quinoa, roasted poblano, and red onion, avocado, jack cheese, and crispy tortilla chips tossed with a creamy cilantro vinaigrette. Topped with your choice of grilled chicken, carnitas, carne asada, or crispy cauliflower.
Wedge Salad
$10.00
Quarter head of iceberg lettuce topped with chopped bacon, blistered tomatoes, red onion, bleu cheese dressing, and fresh bleu cheese crumbles.

Shaved Brussel Salad
$12.00
Grilled chicken, Brussel sprouts, goat cheese, toasted almonds, greens, red onion, and cranberry with rosé vinaigrette.
Tacos
Mix and match. Topped with queso fresco, pickled shallots, and cilantro.

Carnitas
$9.00/3
$12.00/5
Carne Asada
$9.00/3
$12.00/5
Turkey Picadillo
$9.00/3
$12.00/5
Crispy Cauliflower
$9.00/3
$12.00/5
Sandwiches
Banh Mi Turkey Burger
$9.00
Ground turkey patty infused with ginger, lemongrass, and garlic. topped with mixed pickled daikon, carrots, cucumbers, sliced jalapeños, and cilantro with citrusy sriracha aioli.
Classic Burger
$11.00
Single 6 Oz. beef patty topped with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and house-made pickles with mustard and mayo.

Reuben
$10.00
House corned beef braised in buffalo bayou 1836. Topped with house-made sauerkraut, swiss cheese, and Russian dressing on proprietary craftsmen marbled rye.

Burnt End Burger
$9.00
Smoked pork burnt ends with a single burger patty, creamy jalapeño slaw, crispy onions, house pickles, and mayo on a potato roll.

Lazy Burger
$10.00
Two 3 Oz. flat top patties, double American cheese, house pickles, onions, and lazy sauce on a potato roll.
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
$9.00
House pickles & lazy sauce on a potato roll.

Fried Chicken Sandwich
$9.00
House pickles, lazy sauce, and crystal’s on a potato roll.
Kids Menu
Ten years and under, please.
Kids Cheeseburger
$6.00
Single 3 Oz. patty topped with American cheese on a potato roll. Served with choice of fries, veggie sticks, or fruit.
Chicken Bites
$6.00
Crispy buttermilk fried chicken pieces, served with honey mustard and choice of fries, veggie sticks, or fruit.
Kids Mac & Cheese
$6.00
Made to order with Velveeta, American, and cheddar cheeses. Served with choice of fries, veggie sticks, or fruit.
Sides
Fries
$4.00
Crispy fried skin-on french fries.
Funyun Rings
$5.00
Thick-cut Vidalia onions breaded in our panko and Funyun mix, deep-fried, and served with a side of lazy sauce.
Mac & Cheese
$5.00
Made to order with Velveeta, American, and cheddar cheeses.
Fried Brussel Sprouts
$4.00
Halved brussels sprouts deep-fried and tossed in our rose and herb gastrique, salt, and pepper.
Maria's Charro Beans
$3.00
Vegetarian charro beans topped with house pico and queso fresco.
Fresh Fruit
$2.00
Rotating seasonal fruit.
Order Deadline November 20th. Pick up On November 23rd. Call or text (713) 249-1494
Menu
Order Deadline November 20th. Pick up November 23rd. Call or text (713) 249-1494
Five Pound House Smoked Turkey Breast w/ Gravy or Ham w/ Brown Sugar Glaze
$50.00
(Feeds 4-6)
Green Bean Casserole
$18.00
(Feeds 4-6)
Mac & Cheese
$35.00
(Feeds 4-6)
Cornbread Dressing
$20.00
(Feeds 4-6)
Roasted Garlic Mashed Potatoes w/ Gravy
$20.00
(Feeds 4-6)
Herb Roasted Vegetables
$12.00
(Feeds 2-4)
Crispy Rosemary Sweet Potato Gratin
$18.00
(Feeds 4-6)
House Made Cranberry Sauce
$12.00
(Feeds 2-4)
Crispy Fried Brussels Sprouts
$20.00
(Feeds 2-4)
Apple or Pumpkin Pie w/ Vanilla Ice Cream
$20.00/each