Lazy Oaks Beer Garden

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Lazy Oaks Beer Garden.

- Current Hours -
Tue-Thu 11a-11p | Fri-Sat 11a-12a

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Relax. Beer. Liquor. Tasty vittles. Games. Spring Branch. Relax. Kids welcome until sunset. Dogs welcome always.

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Lazy Food

Items subject to change without notice. Probably not but occasionally.
We also have some fantastic daily specials a few times a week –
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Join us every Thursday evening starting at 6:00 for Steak Night!

Starters

  • Soup of the Day

    cup 4 / bowl 7

    Please ask your server.

  • Pretzel

    8

    Our famous baked pretzel served hot with beer cheese and spicy brown mustard.

  • Spinach and Artichoke Dip

    9

    Fresh spinach, artichoke hearts, sautéed onion, garlic, cream cheese, jack cheese, Romano, Asiago and Parmesan cheese.
    Served with house tortilla chips.

  • Chips and Salsa

    5

    Add queso 3

  • Brisket Bites

    12

    House-Smoked Brisket with Cream Cheese, Pickled Jalapeño, Jalapeño Paste and Wrapped in Bacon. Served with Crack Sauce.

  • Crispy Chicken Flautas

    9

    Crispy flour tortillas filled with shredded verde chicken topped with pico and pickled onions and served with queso and salsa verde.

Wings

Chargrilled then Fried or Boneless Fried.

  • Buffalo

    6 for 9 / 12 for 15

    Ranch, Bleu Cheese or Crack Sauce

  • Espresso BBQ

    6 for 9 / 12 for 15

    Ranch, Bleu Cheese or Crack Sauce

  • Thai Curry

    6 for 9 / 12 for 15

    Ranch, Bleu Cheese or Crack Sauce

  • Chili Lime

    6 for 9 / 12 for 15

    Ranch, Bleu Cheese Or Crack Sauce

  • Seasonal – Ask Your Server

    6 for 9 / 12 for 15

    Ranch, Bleu Cheese Or Crack Sauce

Greens

Add Chicken 4 | Add Bacon 3

  • Tejas Cobb Salad

    12

    Local greens, tri-colored quinoa, roasted poblano and red onion, avocado, Jack cheese and crispy tortilla chips tossed with a creamy cilantro vinaigrette. Topped with your choice of grilled chicken, carnitas, carne asada or crispy cauliflower.

  • Wedge Salad

    10

    Quarter head of iceberg lettuce topped with chopped bacon, blistered tomatoes, red onion, bleu cheese dressing and fresh bleu cheese crumbles.

  • Shaved Brussel Salad

    12

    Grilled chicken, brussel sprouts, goat cheese, toasted almonds, greens, red onion and cranberry with rosé‎ vinaigrette

Tacos

Mix and match. Topped with Queso Fresco, Pickled Shallots and Cilantro.

  • Carnitas

    3 for 9 / 5 for 12

  • Carne Asada

    3 for 9 / 5 for 12

  • Turkey Picadillo

    3 for 9 / 5 for 12

  • Crispy Cauliflower

    3 for 9 / 5 for 12

Sandwiches

  • Bánh Mì Turkey Burger

    9

    Ground turkey patty infused with ginger, lemon grass and garlic. Topped with mixed pickled daikon, carrots, cucumbers, sliced jalapeños and cilantro with a citrusy sriracha aioli.

  • Classic Burger

    11

    Single 6 oz. beef patty topped with cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and house made pickles with mustard and mayo.

  • Reuben

    10

    House corned beef braised in Buffalo Bayou 1836. Topped with house made sauerkraut, swiss cheese and Russian dressing on proprietary Kraftsmen marbled rye.

  • Burnt End Burger

    9

    Smoked pork burnt ends with single burger patty, creamy jalapeño slaw, crispy onions, house pickles and mayo on a potato roll.

  • Lazy Burger

    10

    Two 3 oz. flat top patties, double american cheese, house pickles, onions and lazy sauce on a potato roll.

  • Grilled Chicken Sandwich

    9

    House pickles & Lazy Sauce on a potato roll.

  • Fried Chicken Sandwich

    9

    House pickles, lazy sauce and crystal’s on a potato roll.

Kids Menu

Ten years and under, please.

  • Kids Cheeseburger

    6

    Single 3 oz. patty topped with American cheese on a potato roll. Served with choice of fries, veggie sticks or fruit.

  • Chicken Bites

    6

    Crispy buttermilk fried chicken pieces, served with honey mustard and choice of fries, veggie sticks or fruit.

  • Kids Mac and Cheese

    6

    Made to order with Velveeta, American and cheddar cheeses. Served with choice of fries, veggie sticks or fruit.

Sides

  • Fries

    4

    Crispy fried skin-on French fries.

  • Funyun Rings

    5

    Thick-cut Vidalia onions breaded in our Panko and Funyun mix, deep fried and served with a side of Lazy Sauce.

  • Herb Roasted Vegetables

    4

    Oven roasted squash, broccoli and onions with rosemary and thyme.

  • Mac and Cheese

    5

    Made to order with Velveeta, American and cheddar cheeses.

  • Fried Brussel Sprouts

    4

    Halved Brussels sprouts deep-fried and tossed in our rose and herb gastrique, salt and pepper.

  • Maria’s Charro Beans

    3

    Vegetarian charro beans topped with house pico and queso fresco.

  • Fresh Fruit

    2

    Rotating seasonal fruit.

Drafts

Drafts

  • 512 Pecan Porter

    7

    6.2% ABV 30 IBU

  • Austin Eastciders Watermelon Cider

    7

    5.0% ABV

  • Bakfish Fish Face Tang Sour

    6

    6.0% ABV

  • Bakfish Cheap Sunglasses Pale Ale

    6

    6.2% ABV 40 IBU

  • Boulevard Tank 7 Farmhouse Ale

    6

    8.5% ABV 38 IBU

  • Brash Cali Green American IPA

    6

    7.0% ABV 114 IBU

  • Buffalo Bayou 1846 Copper Ale

    6

    5.9% ABV 40 IBU

  • Lagunitas Hazy Wonder Hazy IPA

    7

    6.0% ABV 25 IBU

  • Buffalo Bayou Crush City American IPA

    7

    7.0% ABV 60 IBU

  • Eureka Heights Mini Boss

    7

    6.8% ABV 75 IBU

  • Eureka Heights Wicket Awesome ESB

    6

    4.7% ABV 30 IBU

  • Great Heights Blue Tile IPA

    6

    6.6% ABV 60 IBU

  • Karbach Crawford Bock

    6

    4.5% ABV 15 IBU

  • Karbach Love Street Kolsch

    6

    4.9% ABV 20 IBU

  • Karbach Light Circus Hazy IPA

    7

    6% ABV 20 IBU

  • Live Oak Hefeweizen

    6

    5.3% ABV 10 IBU

  • Lone Pint Yellow Rose American IPA

    7

    6.8% ABV 62 IBU

  • No Label 1980 Kolsch

    6

    5.3% ABV 22 IBU

  • No Label El Hefe

    7

    5.0% ABV 11 IBU

  • No Label Brew of H

    6

    6.0% ABV 69 IBU

  • Saint Arnold Art Car

    7

    7% ABV 55 IBU

  • Southern Star Bombshell Blonde American IPA

    6

    5.25% ABV 20 IBU

Cocktails

Cocktails

  • Blueberry Gin Fizz

    9

    New Amsterdam Gin, Elder Flower Liqueur, Blueberry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Mint, Soda

  • Dragon Berry Mojito

    9

    Bacardi Dragon Berry Rum, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Mint, Soda

  • Frosé

    8

    Vodka, Rosé Wine, Watermelon, Lemon Juice, Sprite, Soda

  • H-Town Sunset

    8

    Beefeater Gin, Campari, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Honey Bubbles Moscato

  • Long Point Spicy Paloma

    8

    Espolon Tequila, Lime Juice, Grapefruit Juice, Fresh Jalapeños, Jarritos Grapefruit Soda

  • Moscow Mule

    8

    Tito’s, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Goya Ginger Beer

  • Naked & Famous

    8

    Gosling Black Seal Rum, Pineapple Juice, Ginger Syrup, Angostura Bitters, Soda

  • Old Fashioned

    9

    Old Overholt Rye, Simple Syrup, Angostura Bitters, Orange Bitters

Wine

Specialty

  • Begonia Sangria Rosado, Spain

    6

  • Cembra Schiava, Italy

    11 / 40

  • Figuière Rosé, France

    9 / 32

  • Honey Bubbles Moscato, Italy

    10 / 36

  • Le Contesse Sparkling Pinot Noir, Italy

    11 / 40

  • Montand Sparkling Blanc

    10 / 36

White

  • Bonny Doon Vin Gris Rosé, California

    11 / 40

  • Daybreak Sauvignon Blanc, New Zealand

    9 / 32

  • Grayson Chardonnay, California

    7 / 24

  • La Vis Pinot Grigio, Italy

    8 / 28

  • Santola Vinho Verde, Portugal

    7 / 24

  • Zolo Unoaked Chardonnay, Argentina

    11 / 40

Red

  • 22 Pirates Red Blend, California

    11 / 40

  • Block Nine Pinot Noir, California

    10 / 36

  • Criss Cross Cabernet Sauvignon, California

    10 / 36

  • Grayson Cabernet Sauvignon, California

    8 / 28

  • Hayes Valley Merlot, California

    9 / 32

  • Saint Cosme Côtes du Rhône, France

    12 / 44

  • Saldo Zinfandel, California

    75

Contact Us

Relax. Beer. Liquor. Tasty vittles.
Games. Spring Branch. Relax.

Kids welcome until sunset.
Dogs welcome always.

Hours

  • Tuesday - Thursday 11a-11p
  • Friday - Saturday 11a-12a
  • Sunday 11a-10p

Find Us

  • 10158 Long Point Rd.
  • Houston, TX 77043
  • (832) 426-4815
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