Welcome to

Lazy Oaks Beer Garden.

Current Hours during Phase I:
Friday and Saturday 11am-10pm
Sunday 11am-8pm
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To-Go Food Menu is HERE.

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Relax. Beer. Liquor. Tasty vittles.
Games. Spring Branch. Relax.
Kids welcome until sunset.
Dogs welcome always.

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Lazy Food

Items subject to change without notice. Probably not but occasionally.
We also have some fantastic daily specials a few times a week –
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Join us every Thursday evening starting at 6:00 for Steak Night!

Shareables

  • Frito Pie

    9

    Texas Chili, Pimento Cheese, Sour Cream, Jalapeño, Pickled Red Onion

  • House Pretzel

    8

    Fresh Pretzel, Beer Cheese, House Mustard

  • Nuts & Bolts

    9

    Funyun Rings, fried pickle spears, crack sauce, lazy sauce.

  • Chips and Salsa

    5

    Add queso 3

  • Crispy Chicken Flautas

    9

    Shredded chicken, tortilla, queso fresco, cilantro, pickled shallots, salsa verde and queso.

Wings

Chargrilled then fried up.

  • Buffalo

    6 for 9 / 12 for 15

    Ranch, Bleu Cheese or Crack Sauce

  • Espresso BBQ

    6 for 9 / 12 for 15

    Ranch, Bleu Cheese or Crack Sauce

  • Thai Curry

    6 for 9 / 12 for 15

    Ranch, Bleu Cheese or Crack Sauce

Greens

Add Chicken 4 - Add Bacon 3

  • House Salad

    5 for 1/2 / 9

    Red Onion, Tomato, Carrot, Cucumber, House Vinaigrette, Greens

  • The Wedge

    6 for 1/2 / 10

    Bacon, Bleu Cheese Dressing, Red Onion, Tomato, Iceberg

Tacos

Mix and match. Topped with Queso Fresco, Pickled Shallots and Cilantro.

  • Carnitas

    3 for 9 / 5 for 12

  • Carne Asada

    3 for 9 / 5 for 12

  • Turkey Picadillo

    3 for 9 / 5 for 12

  • Roasted Cauliflower

    3 for 9 / 5 for 12

Buns & Bread

Add bacon 2 - avocado 2 - fried egg 2 - pimento cheese 3

  • Classic Burger

    9

    6 oz. Grilled Patty, Cheddar Cheese, Lettuce, Tomato, Onion, House Pickles and Lazy Sauce on a Potato Roll.

  • Lazy Burger

    9

    Two 3 oz. flat top patties, double american cheese, house pickles, onions and lazy sauce on a potato roll.

  • Turkey Burger

    9

    6 oz. turkey patty ground with sundried tomato and feta, red onion, greens, tomato and lemon aioli on honey wheat.

  • Grilled Cheese

    9

    Pimento Cheese, Bacon Jam, Lazy Sauce, Cheddar and Tomato Soup Aioli Dipping Sauce on Sourdough.
    Add two 3 oz. patties to make it a Monster Melt. 13

  • Grilled Chicken Sandwich

    9

    Greens, tomato, onion, havarti and lazy sauce on honey wheat.

  • Fried Chicken Sandwich

    9

    House pickles, lazy sauce and crystal’s on a potato roll.

  • Turkey Club

    10

    Smoked turkey, havarti, tarragon mustard, red onion, bacon and lettuce on sourdough.

Tasty Sides

  • French Fries

    3

  • Brussel Sprouts

    4

  • Funyun Rings

    5

  • Black Beans

    3

  • Mac n’ Cheese

    4

    Add Bacon 3

Kid's Corner

Get the kids' grub going and grab yourself an adult beverage because you deserve it! - Each item comes with your choice of celery / carrot sticks with Ranch, fries or fruit.

  • Chicken Fingers

    5

    Fried to order. With honey mustard or ranch.

  • The Cheeseburger

    5

    3 oz. patty, American cheese and ketchup on a potato roll.

  • Mac n’ Please!

    5

    Ooey gooey 5-cheese blend. Elbows. Awesomeness.

Brunch

Brunch

Served 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturdays and Sundays.

  • Classic Breakfast

    9

    Two eggs your way, toast or biscuit, bacon or house sausage, breakfast potato hash with cauliflower and brussels.

  • Donuts

    4

    House-made donuts with seasonal glaze.

  • Chilaquiles Verdes

    9

    Fried eggs, chips, salsa verde, pickled onion, queso fresco, pickled chiles, crema, cilantro and avocado.
    Add carnitas, bacon or turkey sausage 2

  • Lazy Burger

    9

    Two 3 oz. flat-top patties, double american cheese, house pickles, onions and lazy sauce on a potato roll.

  • Breakfast Tacos

    9

    Flour tortillas with eggs, queso fresco and cilantro plus your choice of any two toppings:
    bacon – sausage – cheese – potatoes – beans – avocado – carnitas

  • Fried Chicken Biscuit

    10

    House biscuit, bacon jam, fried chicken, pimento cheese, crack sauce and a fried egg.

  • Seasonal Pancake

    8

    Ask your friendly neighborhood bartender about our offerings.

  • Savory Vegetable Crepe

    9

    Fluffy crepe, sundried tomato, arugula, caramelized onion, rosemary, thyme, topped with tarragon chimichurri.
    Add bacon or sausage 2

  • Texas Benedict

    11

    Split biscuits, chipotle mezcal hollandaise, carnitas, fried eggs, pickled onion and queso fresco.

  • Fruit and Granola Bowl

    6

    House Granola, Honey Infused Greek Yogurt and Seasonal Fruit.

  • Brunch Sides

    All brunch sides are served a la carte.
    Bacon 3
    House Sausage 3
    Breakfast Hash 3
    Two Eggs 3
    Pancake 4
    Biscuit 3
    Toast 2
    Fruit 4
    Black Beans 3
    Donut 2

  • Katz Drip Coffee

    3

  • Black Hole Nitro Cold Brew

    4

  • Amarula By Morning

    9

    Amarula Liqueur, Jameson and Black Hole Nitro Cold Brew dusted with ginger and cinammon.

  • Classic Mimosa

    4 glass / 15 carafe

    Fresh Orange Juice and Sparkling Wine.

  • Flavored Mimosa

    5 glass / 18 carafe

    Blood Orange, Passion Fruit and Pomegranate Juice with Sparkling Wine.

  • Frosé

    8 glass / 20 carafe

    House-made frozen rosé with a touch of watermelon.

  • Frosé Street

    8 glass / 20 carafe

    House-made frozen rosé mixed with Karbach Love Street.

Drafts

Drafts

  • 11 Below Oso Bueno

    6

    5.3% ABV 22 IBU

  • 512 Cascabel Cream Stout

    7

    6.0% ABV 20 IBU

  • Bakfish Deactivator

    7

    8.5% ABV 15 IBU

  • Copperhead Medusa

    7 (Tulip)

    10.5% ABV 25 IBU

  • Eureka Heights Mini Boss

    7

    6.8% ABV 75 IBU

  • Firestone Walker 805

    6

    4.7% ABV 20 IBU

  • Holler ESB

    6

    5.1% ABV 35 IBU

  • Holler Good Clean Fun

    7

    6.9% ABV 17 IBU

  • Karbach Crawford Bock

    6

    4.5% ABV 15 IBU

  • Karbach Love Street

    6

    4.9% ABV 20 IBU

  • Lagunitas Lucky 13

    7

    8.8% ABV 76 IBU

  • No Label 1980 Kolsch

    6

    5.3% ABV 22 IBU

  • No Label Brew of H

    6

    6.0% ABV 69 IBU

  • No Label El Hefe

    7

    5.0% ABV 11 IBU

  • Oasis Texas MetaModern

    6

    4.5% ABV 45 IBU

  • Oskar Blues Dale’s Pale Ale

    6

    6.5% ABV 65 IBU

  • Parish Ghost in the Machine

    7 (Tulip)

    8.0% ABV 70 IBU

  • Real Ale Fireman #4

    6

    5.1% ABV 23 IBU

  • St. Arnold Double Art Car

    6 (Tulip)

    8.3% ABV 62 IBU

  • St. Arnold Noble Haze

    7

    7.8% ABV 52 IBU

Cocktails

Cocktails

  • Blueberry Gin Fizz

    9

    New Amsterdam Gin, Elder Flower Liqueur, Blueberry Syrup, Lemon Juice, Mint, Soda

  • Long Point Spicy Paloma

    8

    Espolon Tequila, Lime Juice, Grapefruit Juice, Fresh Jalapeños, Jarritos Grapefruit Soda

  • Naked & Famous

    8

    Gosling Black Seal Rum, Pineapple Juice, Ginger Syrup, Angostura Bitters, Soda

  • H-Town Sunset

    8

    Beefeater Gin, Campari, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup, Honey Bubbles Moscato

  • Moscow Mule

    8

    Tito’s, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Goya Ginger Beer

  • Old Fashioned

    9

    Old Overholt Rye, Simple Syrup, Angostura Bitters, Orange Bitters

  • Dragon Berry Mojito

    9

    Bacardi Dragon Berry Rum, Lime Juice, Simple Syrup, Mint, Soda

  • Frosé

    8

    Vodka, Rosé Wine, Watermelon, Lemon Juice, Sprite, Soda

Wine

Specialty

  • Begonia Sangria Rosado, Spain

    6

  • Cembra Schiava, Italy

    11 / 40

  • Figuière Rosé, France

    9 / 32

  • Honey Bubbles Moscato, Italy

    10 / 36

  • Le Contesse Sparkling Pinot Noir, Italy

    11 / 40

  • Montand Sparkling Blanc

    10 / 36

White

  • Bonny Doon Vin Gris Rosé, California

    11 / 40

  • Daybreak Sauvignon Blanc, New Zealand

    9 / 32

  • Grayson Chardonnay, California

    7 / 24

  • La Vis Pinot Grigio, Italy

    8 / 28

  • Santola Vinho Verde, Portugal

    7 / 24

  • Zolo Unoaked Chardonnay, Argentina

    11 / 40

Red

  • 22 Pirates Red Blend, California

    11 / 40

  • Block Nine Pinot Noir, California

    10 / 36

  • Criss Cross Cabernet Sauvignon, California

    10 / 36

  • Grayson Cabernet Sauvignon, California

    8 / 28

  • Hayes Valley Merlot, California

    9 / 32

  • Saint Cosme Côtes du Rhône, France

    12 / 44

  • Saldo Zinfandel, California

    75

Contact Us

Relax. Beer. Liquor. Tasty vittles.
Games. Spring Branch. Relax.

Kids welcome until sunset.
Dogs welcome always.

Hours

  • Sunday to Thursday
  • 11 am to 12 am
  • Friday and Saturday
  • 11 am to 2 am

Find Us

  • 10158 Long Point Rd.
  • Houston, TX 77043
  • (832) 426-4815
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